Mixing up her morning routine

NOW the Lurgan Mail would never engage in something like the 'Who Column' but one came to our attention this week which was too good to resist.

Who is the Lurgan bakery worker using nail varnish remover as mouthwash? None other than Bobbie-Lee Vennard who was feeling the worse for wear after a night out.

Apparently the Windsor Bakery girl had been removing her nail varnish from the night before as part of her morning ablutions (washing for those of us who don't engage in the practice too often).

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Anyway, nail varnish safely removed Bobbie-Lee proceeded to wash her teeth and then reached for the mouthwash. However, still not quite up to speed from the night before she lifted the wrong bottle and ended up swigging from the more toxic bottle.

Fortunately Bobbie-Lee was back at work on Monday, none the worse for wear from the varnish remover but still feeling the effects of her night out. And who did she blame for her sorry state - her mum Kerry-Lynn for letting her out in the first place!

Next week read about how the Lurgan Mail's editor has been barred from the Windsor! (Sorry Bobbie-Lee - ED).